O/T circular emails

[Mrs Teapot]

Just read a 'funny-ha-ha' email that is doing the rounds, and this snippet from it, with an Italian theme, made me laugh out loud, so thought I'd share it with you:

Heaven is Where: 
The Police are British, 
The Chefs are Italian, 
The Mechanics are German, 
The Lovers are French 
 and 
It's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is Where: 
The Police are German, 
The Chefs are British, 
The Mechanics are French, 
The Lovers are Swiss 
 and 
It's all organized by the Italians.

Boom-Tish!:-D